Recipe for Modern News.Recipe Ingredients:Recipe for Modern News. by ~AndrewDBarker
4 Parts Depression.
2 Parts Heartbreak.
2 Parts Dashingly Good Looking People.
1 Heaping Pile of Politics.
1 Major City, with at least 5 Years Experience and a Network Capable Of At Least 360° Of Coverage.
Untold amounts of Bias.
Untold amounts of Lies.
Take 4 Parts Depression, 2 Parts Heartbreak, mix generously with a heaping pile of Politics. Stir Generously.
After the first ingredients have settled, mix in 2 Parts Dashingly Good Looking People, leave emotional and chunky, it gives better flavor.
Stick in any major city for 5 years at 360° of coverage.